The f5 Opening

“Fred is dead.” - Pulp Fiction

Finish the rhyme - “and so is this thread”.

Had the starting position set up like this:

  1. e4 f5
  2. exf5 g6
  3. fxg6 Nf6
  4. gxh7 Rxh7
  5. Bd3 Rg7

Made 2 strong engines play each other and by about move 50 or 60, the game resulted in a draw…

If Black insists on giving away his kingside, White does not have to cooperate by self-blocking with 5.Bd3, which complicates the win. Instead, 5.d4 d5 6.Bd3 is totally winning.

From Fritz15 with your 5.d4 d5:

  1. e4 f5 2. exf5 g6 3. fxg6 Nf6 4. gxh7 Rxh7 5. d4 d5 6. Bd3 Rg7 7. Nf3 c5 8.
    dxc5 Rxg2 *

Fritz15 also suggested 5…d6:

  1. e4 f5 2. exf5 g6 3. fxg6 Nf6 4. gxh7 Rxh7 5. d4 d6 6. Nf3 Bf5 7. Ng5 Rg7 *

Both are winning for White.
Question: Has Sam Sloan ever played this defense?

There is no need to give up central control with 8.dxc5 (even though White must be winning after 8…Rxg2 9.Nc3). The general (human) principle is not to give up any advantage without trading it for a bigger one.

Try 8.Ne5 instead: 8…Rxg2 9.h4 and White gets to choose the winning method: white-square attack or h-pawn roller.

I don’t mind being trolled, but this is trolling the game of chess itself.

Why move a piece twice with 7.Ng5? Not a bad move, not the most human. Yes, 7.Ng5 Rg7 8.h4 must be winning, but it gives Black slender hope for counterplay. (Leave the king in the center and play f3 followed by g4? Yuck.)

A little caution is indicated, as White is formally behind in development.

7.Nc3, castle queenside, win in boring fashion.

This should be called the Vampire Opening – because no matter how much we kill it, its adherent seems to rise again in the night.

This is called Duras Gambit - Bavarian Attack (by black after 1.e4 f5 2.exf5 g6 3.fxg6 Nf6 4.gxh7 Rxh7 5.Bd3 …)

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[Date “01/12/2017 04:56PM”]
[White “Computer (Level 10) (0)”]
[Black “Computer (Level 10) (0)”]

1.e4 f5 2.exf5 g6 3.fxg6 Nf6 4.gxh7 Rxh7 5.Bd3 Rg7 6.Be2 d6 7.Bh5 Nxh5 8.Qxh5 Kd7 9.Ne2 c6 10.d3 Kc7 11.Bg5 Nd7 12.Nbc3 Nf6 13.Bxf6 exf6 14.O-O d5 15.Nf4 Bd6 16.Qf3 Qg8 17.Nfxd5 cxd5 18.Nb5 Kc6 19.Nxd6 Kxd6 20.Rfe1 Be6 21.g3 Re8 22.Qf4 Kd7 23.Qa4 Ke7 24.Re3 Kf8 25.Qd4 Rge7 26.Qxf6 Qf7 27.Qh8 Qg8 28.Qf6 Bf7 29.Rf1 Qg7 30.Qd6 Qg6 31.Qa3 Qa6 32.Qxa6 bxa6 33.Rfe1 Rc7 34.Rxe8 Bxe8 35.c3 d4 36.c4 Bg6 37.Rd1 Re7 38.Rd2 Bh5 39.Kf1 Bg4 40.h4 Bh3 41.Kg1 Re1 42.Kh2 Bg4 43.Kg2 Re2 44.Rxe2 Bxe2 45.f4 Bxd3 46.b3 Bb1 47.a3 Bc2 48.Kf3 Bxb3 49.Ke4 Bxc4 50.Kxd4 Be2 51.f5 Bd1 52.Ke3 Kg7 53.Kf4 Kh6 54.g4 a5 55.g5 Kg7 56.f6 Kg6 57.Ke5 Bb3 58.Kf4 Bd1 59.Ke5 Bb3 60.Kf4 Bd1

also this:

lichess.org/oqDqmnG4/black